Another batch of jokes :))

isang studyante napapacute sa Sir niya, kaya nag-iwan ng panty sa desk ng Sir niya

Sir : Kaninong panty ito?

studyante : (habang napapacute) akin po sir...(sabay kindat)

Sir : May tae...

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Drunk in a Bathroom ***

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.

The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the customers!"

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls." With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says..........

"You idiot!" "You're sitting on the mop bucket!!!!

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True-story ba?

Ito ay nangyari kahapon; ginising ko nanay ko para mag-lunch.

Nanay: 'nak, pahiram ng suklay
Me: 'nay, nakalimutan n'yo bang gwapo ako?
Nanay: Anong kinalaman ng gwapo sa suklay?
Me: Ang gwapo ay may tiwala sa sarili; hindi kami nagsusuklay.

:P
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