Saturday, August 6, 2011

Another batch of jokes :)))))

aanhin pa ang Magandang BODY,
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kung MUKHA lang naman ang kailangan sa I.D. :DD
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Bunso: Inay, tingnan nyo po drawing ko oh
Inay: wow!! ang galing namang magdrawing ng monkey ng bunso ko
Bunso: Inay, kayo po yan!!!
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isang araw nakita kita umiiyak sa ulan...

sumigay ako at sabi ko "Umalis ka dyan!!!"

sabi mo "wala kang pakialam!!! dito lang ako!!!"

Tumawa ako sabay sabi

"Bahala ka!!! yung puk3 mo bakat na!!!!"
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Ina: Suwail kang anak!! Matigas ang ulo mo???
lagi ka na lang problema.. kung alam ko lang.. na lalabas
kang perwisyo!!! sana chinupa ko na lang ang tatay mo!!!
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Boy: Kapag napasabi kita ng "I love you",tayo na ah!

Girl: *payabang*Sure!Game!
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Boy: Anong kulay ng araw?
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Girl: Yellow

Boy: Anong favorite mong color?

Girl: Pink

Boy: 7+7=?

Girl: 14
Boy: Oha!Napasabi kita!Tayo na!Tayo na!

Girl: Hoy!Sandali lang!Sabi mo kanina kapag napasabi mo ako ng "I love you"!

Boy: Haha! I love you too, girlfriend!! Muah!

Girl: Ay, sh*t!? 
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A fat farmer was in the RestRoom trying to flush his shit when suddenly
the toilet bowl broke and bursted…. The shit flooded into the wheatfields
then POOF!!! it became koko krunch!
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